You Tell Me -- He's Right There Next to the Tuna

Fish guy: Yeah, my dad died of colon cancer in 2001.
Blonde: Oh, how's he doing?

--Grocery store, Astoria

Overheard by: Dustin

Headline by: Mr. Gee

Runners-Up:
· "'Great Listener' Is On Her Resumee" - Denny
· "Decomposing Quite Nicely, Thank You for Asking" - RBNY
· "I'd Say His Condition Is Stable" - Tadzio
· "Rolling Over About Now" - Kaitlen
· "Rotting, No Doubt" - Katy
· "Well, Mom Won't Share a Bed with Him Anymore." - Cassie
· "Worst Pick-up, Best Blow-off" - halfknot


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