The Subway Is Something Else Entirely

Bus driver, swinging door open: If you ain't good-lookin', y'all ain't gettin' on my bus! [Girls outside stare.] I said, if you ain't good-lookin', you ain't gettin' on board!
Girl, slowly taking step: Well... I'm getting on this bus...
Bus driver: That's right! That's right! 'Cause you good-lookin'! Get your ass in here!

--Fort Tryon Park

Overheard by: specialK