My Second Involved a Stripper and the Emergency Room

Professor: In this court case the Kitty Kat Lounge challenged a state law demanding that dancers wear pasties and a G-string while dancing.
Queer: What is a pasty exactly?
Professor: Who here has experience with pasties?
Frat boy: They are minuscule little stickers that cover the areolae.
Professor, laughing awkwardly: I've encountered these before. My girlfriend, when she doesn't want to wear a bra or whatever but doesn't want her nipples to show, has worn these... And this was my first encounter with pasties.

--Silver Building, NYU