I'll Make a Toast with My 40 and Put a Cap in Your Ass with My .38

Son: I wasn't talking about drinking champagne.
Mom: You don't know anything. You make a toast with champagne, not 40s!

--Bushwick

Overheard by: Cait O'Connor

Headline by: Hobo Whisperer

Runners-Up:
· "Miss Manners Said So" - John
· "Not According to "Martha Stewart's Bronx Living", Mom" - Gabbertoons
· "Parenting on the Rocks?" - crystal
· "Shows What You Know About the Elite and Enviable Life Of the Fratboy." - danielle
· "Spike Lee Fights the Power" - glenntronic


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