Drunk man on pay phone: What are you doing? … You weren’t waiting for me to call, motherfucker! You were not! You motherfucker… –106th & 2nd Seven-year-old girl on cell: I’ve been getting hundreds of calls today. –95th & Broadway Chick on cell: Oh, and happy birthday, to your face. Well, your phone-face. –12th & 2nd Angry lady on cell: You have a Sprint phone? You son of a bitch! –11th & 3rd JAP on cell: The iPhone makes you look fat? You’re crazy… It really does? –Duane Reade, 28th & Park