Dude: This sounds weird, but I’ve got enough condoms to fill up a piñata. –Bike shop Overheard by: Ken Chick on cell: She had a condom stuck in her for four days! –92nd & Columbus Overheard by: Erin 20-ish male: Okay, who put a condom in my iced latte? –Ozzie’s Coffee House, Park Slope Old guy on cell: No, honey, it’s unsanitary to buy condoms on eBay. –34th & 7th Overheard by: Sam Fat lady tourist to friend: Hey, I should’ve brang those condoms with us to get rid of them. –4 train