Dude to another: You’re not so bad yourself. You look like Kevin Nealon on a good day. A good day! –22nd & Broadway Overheard by: I wish Man: Ahmadinejad is not a baller. –114th, between Broadway & Amsterdam Old Russian man to skate rat: Excuse me, what for are they talking about when they say, ‘J. Lo is meat curtains’? –Penn Station Overheard by: Billy Splatts! Goth girl: So, I’m like Jon Benet Ramsey, parenthetically speaking. –Columbia University Overheard by: meliss Woman: … So then I rolled over, and it was Bill Murray on Rollerblades playing drums on my windowpane! –Prince & Thompson Overheard by: Emily