A Candy Cigarette and I'm Good to Go

Six-year-old girl: I just want this, I'm on a diet.
Little brother: You're on a diet?
Six-year-old girl: Yeah, I only had fruit for lunch and dinner.
Little brother: Oh. What do you want to drink?
Six-year-old girl, grabbing bottle of Coke: This one. The good thing is it looks like a beer!

--Deli, 95th & Columbus

Overheard by: Megan W