No One Who Says "Comparable" Is Even in the Running for "Funnest"

Girl #1: Last time I went to Target with Ken, it was sooo much fun. It was, like, one of the funnest days of my life.
Girl #2: Maybe today will be comparable!
Girl #1: Honey, I love you, but I doubt it.

--Bx9 bus

Overheard by: Sromeo