A Little-Known Coda to the "Green Means Horny" Clause

Hardhat #1: Brown?! You think the color brown is gay?
Hardhat #2: Well, maybe... I mean, maybe not, but yellow -- yellow is gay.
Hardhat #1: You're wearing brown. I'm wearing brown.
Hardhat #2: I meant yellow. Yellow is so gay.

--Washington & Bank St