Junkie: Hey. Hey. What’s with all the ones? Are you a stripper? [Busy guy on phone doesn’t reply.] Hey, I’m talking to you! [Busy guy is oblivious, so junkie addresses bar] You know what? Nothing is worse than being ignored! You know what?! I used to fuck guys like him in prison! –The Nancy Whiskey Pub Overheard by: Definitely Not Ignoring Him