Skinny girl: Okay, just because I only eat every two days doesn’t mean I’m anorexic.

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: rina

Man: I mean, I don’t see why people pay so much for weight loss surgery! They should just ask to be put in a coma for a few weeks. That will get rid of the weight.

–Central Park

Father, picking up four-year-old son: Can you say the word ‘diet’? Diet. Di-et. Can you say that? Daddy thinks you need one.

–Museum of Natural History