Mom to two-year-old bawling in stroller: Adriana, I am not going to argue with you — you are not getting an iPod! –14th St, between 5th & 6th Ave Panhandler: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I’m homeless, and I’m hungry. If anyone can help me out with food, something to drink, a spare iPod, a Macy’s gift card, or anything else that rhymes with that, I’d appreciate it. I know you’re human. We have to help each other out. If you were slaves, I’d free all of you. Even the white people. –Manhattan-bound A train Overheard by: courtenay Mother yelling at misbehaving 11-year-old son: Do you want to be grounded from your iPod this weekend? –22nd & 3rd Overheard by: Dave H. Aerobics instructor: Yeah, I’ve got everything I need — I’ve got an iPod, I’ve got a boyfriend… –W 63rd & West End Ave Overheard by: Suze V Gay barista with asymmetrically-fashioned hair: Oh, yeah, I had really fancy ear bud headphones, too… But then I dropped them in a puddle of my own vomit on the subway, so now I have cheap ones. Yeah, that sucked. –Bushwick Ave, East Williamsburg Old woman pointing at guy’s iPod: Excuse me, young man, but what is that? –Times Square shuttle Overheard by: goofopet