Kid in stroller, to dad trying on sport coat: You look like a principal! –Zara, 5th Ave Overheard by: Rich Mintz Seven-year-old girl to doorman: I have diarrhea! –Cornelia St Two-year-old girl to woman with Froot Loops: You really shouldn’t buy that cereal. It’s bad for you. –Duane Reade, UWS Seven-year-old on cell: Emily, I’ve been trying to call you, like, three times! Are you still mad at me about… [looks around crowded bus and lowers his voice] … you know…? –Shuttle bus, Flushing Little girl to mom: It’s not that I want a pretzel — I need a pretzel. –Grand Central Overheard by: Meagan Little boy shaking his hips: Tryin’ make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no! [Later, to woman behind register] Do you have Rugrats Gone Wild? –Blockbuster, 10th & Wanamaker Pl Overheard by: Lily and Rebecca