Chick to friend about date: … And I liked him, but I don’t want to come on too strong. I need to be don-chalant.

–21st, near 6th Ave

Overheard by: Adam

Coworker on phone: Mom, it’s Ducci and Gabanna… Ducci — it’s called Ducci and Gabanna!

–Chinatown

Overheard by: Bailey

Laughing woman: I’ma come back to you — let you marinate for a while!

–Daffy’s, Atlantic Ave

Overheard by: MKB

Angry suit on cell: This isn’t the latch-ness monster we’re talking about here.

–48th & Park

Overheard by: Sabrina

Woman on cell: They said I ain’t speak English good!

–43rd & Lex

Overheard by: Mortuary Megan

Marketing chick on cell, about boss: He was so mean to me! I am not un-articulate!

–23rd St

Overheard by: Ruby