Woman to little girl: You haven’t hit puberty yet, so you’re still a midget. –Bloomingdale’s Overheard by: Emily B. Little pig-tailed girl, pointing: Look, Daddy! It’s the dwarf from the OTB! –Court St Overheard by: katattack Man selling books, to lady with kid: Check out these baby carriages! There could be an Al-Qaeda midget or something in there… with a machine gun. –80th & Broadway Overheard by: Molly Chick: You’re right! My best friend is gay, and they’re worse than midgets! –55th & 3rd