Drunk guy singing along to "If You Leave Me Now": Up your ass, up your ass! –M2M, 11th & 3rd Overheard by: Lillian Over conductor’s mic, to tune of Soulja Boy’s "Crank Dat": Super suck my dick! Super suck my dick! Bitch! –1 train, 96th St Overheard by: Ruby Bag lady, singing: If you’re happy and you know it, show your butt cheeks! –23rd & 2nd Man, singing: How sweet it is to be loved by… your monkey, monkey, monkey. –A train, 207th St station Overheard by: Cat Man getting into car, clapping hands over head and singing: Woo! They’re gone! They’re gone! They’re gone for a-whiiile! –JFK, Terminal 6 departures Overheard by: wondering if it was his inlaws or his children