Queer: So he showed up at the store in a t-shirt and towel and asked for Butt Paste!

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: Rachel P

Queer: I will have no part in making babies!

–Brooklyn-bound A train

Queer to approaching fag hag: Hi! Oh my god, you really do look like a suicide victim!

–Blockheads, 50th & 8th

Overheard by: ashley

Teen queer to friends: Hey! Tell pickle-juice-titties to come on! We gettin’ up out this faggot function.

–135th & St. Nicholas Ave

Overheard by: Just Another Harlemite

Queer: When I get bored around two in the morning I start throwing a rubber band ball at the wall. Then I take a cardboard box and use it to keep the ball from hitting me… It’s a rush.

–185th & Bennett

Overheard by: LSB