Excuse Me, Can I Bum a Wednesday One-Liner?

Hipster girl on cell: Yeah, we're just gonna smoke some hookah and watch the freshmen. They're really entertaining.

--Columbia University

Hobo exiting trashcan and shooting smoking pedestrian a dirty look: That smells disgusting. Smoking is such a nasty habit! [Stalks off.]

--10th & Broadway

Overheard by: firefry

Lady: ... And she's just the most adorable child! I mean, she has these angelic features and then the voice of a 40-year-old smoker.

--College Walk, Columbia University

Bimbette to friend: They were, like, giving me a bunch of shit since I'm pregnant and still smoking. I was like, 'It only causes low birth weight. What's the big deal?!'

--6 train

Overheard by: Drew

Conductor: A reminder, folks -- no smoking in the restrooms. You know who you are.

--Amtrak to Boston