Hipster girl on cell: Yeah, we’re just gonna smoke some hookah and watch the freshmen. They’re really entertaining. –Columbia University Hobo exiting trashcan and shooting smoking pedestrian a dirty look: That smells disgusting. Smoking is such a nasty habit! [Stalks off.] –10th & Broadway Overheard by: firefry Lady: … And she’s just the most adorable child! I mean, she has these angelic features and then the voice of a 40-year-old smoker. –College Walk, Columbia University Bimbette to friend: They were, like, giving me a bunch of shit since I’m pregnant and still smoking. I was like, ‘It only causes low birth weight. What’s the big deal?!’ –6 train Overheard by: Drew Conductor: A reminder, folks — no smoking in the restrooms. You know who you are. –Amtrak to Boston