So, of Course, I Had to Make It Go Away

JAP #1: So, I'm outside smoking a cig, right? And there's this guy, like, smoking right across the street. O-M-G... He walks across the street, and, like, stands right in front of me and stares!
JAP #2: Was he cute?!
JAP #1: Ewww! His hard-on was sooo gross!

--Whole Foods, 24th & 6th