But I Didn't Even Get to the Part about the Drippy Analingus

Guy who just got empty seat: My day just went from good to great!
Tourist lady: Oh? Why was it good?
Guy: I got to hug my therapist and talk about bogus relationships.
Tourist lady: [Stunned silence.]
Guy: TMI?
Tourist lady: Ummm, yes [giggles nervously and turns away].

--6 train, Grand Central

Overheard by: Christine