How Seacrest Saved Britney

Girl: Ugh! Can I hang myself with your tie, please?
Guy: No! I love this tie!

--110th & Manhattan

Overheard by: Chrissy

Headline by: axc

Runners-Up:
· "But Here's a Shoelace. And a Gun. And Some Pills..." - Laura
· "But I'm So Over This Kitchen Knife..." - Rod W
· "It's Hard Getting That "Desparate Chick" Smell Out Of Your Laundry" - Dagre
· "It's Not Like I'm Taking It with Me..." - mo
· "Lives Come and Go, But Argyle Is Forever" - Patrick
· "Use This Noose I Hate." - pbump


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