When You're Hoarse and Buggy

Girl #1: Actually, no. She ate a bug once we got to Lake Michigan -- wind blew it right down her throat.
Girl #2: Oh, no! But bugs have lots of protein, so that's good.
Girl #1: They say that about semen, too, though, so I don't know how much of a comfort that really is.

--Astor Pl

Overheard by: Michelle