NewsFlash: All Mideast Conflict Problems Solved -- All Major Religions Object to Method!

Dude: What happens if we don't get jobs in the fall?
Chick: We bend over and fuck ourselves in the ass with our giant penises.
Dude: Really? What is anal sex gonna solve?
Chick: Anal sex solves everything!

--Queens College

Overheard by: RIes