She Has to Talk about Four Other Gross Things and Still Meet Deadline

Mom: Do you need to poop?
Little girl: I don't wanna poop!
Mom: You'll get a treat if you poop.
Little girl: But I don't wanna.
Mom: You either do it or you don't. I don't have all day to talk about poop.

--JFK bathroom stall

Overheard by: plo