Unfortunately, They're Attending A NAMBLA Meeting

Dad: How old are you?
Teen boy: Thirteen.
Dad: How old are you?
Mom: You know he's thirteen.
Dad: It says here [gestures to brochure] that if you're eleven or younger, you get in free... How old are you?
Teen boy: Oh. Eleven.

--Roxy Deli

Overheard by: Kelsey