Lesbian: Bitch, you better shut the fuck up before I go Park Slope on your ass!

–1 train

Aging khaki preppy: That’s Strawberry Fields? It looks so… East side.

–Strawberry Fields

Overheard by: turd on the run

Lady tourist: A gay bar — I think it was in Chelsea. Is there a gay bar in Chelsea?

–Metro-North Riverdale station

History buff: Before taxis, there was no Upper West Side.

–12th & 1st

Lady: It’s sort of an ugly day today in Williamsburg. Other days it’s like ripe fruit hanging from the man tree…

–McCarren Park

Queer: This is Chelsea. There’s cum on the floor everywhere!

–19th & 8th

Overheard by: Prem