Fat Latina: I remember just squatting over her and stuffing it in her face. –36th & Park Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Guy: It’s not the eyes in the back of the head, it the lack of a nose in the back of the head that’s the problem. –N train Overheard by: sara n. Chick: My ovaries popped, and he’s giving me shit for it. –Queens Blvd & Continental Ave Overheard by: Jacquie Guy on cell: They need new feet… I don’t know, to walk on! –7th & 4th, Brooklyn Chick: A uterus seems like a fun place to be! –57th & 2nd Overheard by: Sally S. Man on cell: Baby, you are the only one who has seen my body! You are the only one who has seen my body! –14th & 3rd Overheard by: bildita Chipper, early-20s redhead to blonde: Open your ears, woman! Do I have to use my tail?! –116th & Broadway