Blonde on cell: I’m totally excited about getting out of the city and camping for the weekend… Yeah… Yeah… No, I packed like six pairs of underwear — there’s no way I’m going to run out like last time. –F train Overheard by: only in NYC JAP: Yeah, I lost my underwear there last night. –50th & 6th 80-year-old man on cell: I’m over in the lingerie department. I’m touching all the panties. –Macy’s, Herald Square Overheard by: Kate Melvin Drunk chick: She doesn’t even wear a thong! It’s like she’s a dude or some shit. –W 10th & Hudson Middle-aged man: So tell me, how do I unhook a bra? –Brooklyn Bridge Overheard by: Walking the bridge