Man to friend with horse and carriage: Last week I was a cripple… Then I got these sneakers! –6th Ave & Central Park South Boy: … And then he said I was wearin’ my mama’s sneakers, and I said, ‘That’s a lie! Of all the sneakers that both my mom and I have, there are two separate pairs of each! One for me and one for her! They just look a lot alike.’ –Key Foods, Lincoln Pl & Washington Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: Michael O’Connor Yuppie to another: They’re not only taking his money, they’re going after his wife’s shoes! –Equinox, Lexington Ave Overheard by: wolf Plump European woman: I still think of her… She doesn’t believe in shoes. –Gemini Diner, 33rd & 2nd Overheard by: Dasha Girl: If I don’t get the Tory Burch flats, I’m going to cut someone. –"7th on Sale" Sample Sale