Big black church lady heading into storefront ministry: It is against the law to suck dick on the street! –Cypress Hills, Brooklyn Overheard by: punkee Ex-frat boy: What if I put a wig on? Would you let me go down on you? Remind you of your college days? –Goodbye Blue Monday, Bushwick Student: Baby, baby, baby — I swear to God, yo — swallowing prevents breast cancer and shit. –Outside Midtown High Woman: Blowjobs for ludes is a win-win situation. –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle Dressy lady: I would blow that Kermit parade float. –Tavern on the Green