Big black church lady heading into storefront ministry: It is against the law to suck dick on the street!

–Cypress Hills, Brooklyn

Overheard by: punkee

Ex-frat boy: What if I put a wig on? Would you let me go down on you? Remind you of your college days?

–Goodbye Blue Monday, Bushwick

Student: Baby, baby, baby — I swear to God, yo — swallowing prevents breast cancer and shit.

–Outside Midtown High

Woman: Blowjobs for ludes is a win-win situation.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Ladle

Dressy lady: I would blow that Kermit parade float.

–Tavern on the Green