When I Was Little, a Raisin Killed My Parents

Dude: ... And they put, like, these cranberry raisins in it.
Chick: I don't like raisins.
Dude: No, but like, they don't taste like raisins -- they're totally cranberries.
Chick: I really hate raisins, though.

--Cosi, 13th & Broadway

Overheard by: Dani