Grande Caramel Urinatio, Coming Up!

Barista, mumbling under her breath: Just because you have to catch your damn bus...
Hurried customer, handing over credit card: Grande Caramel Macchiato [walks away from counter].
Barista: Sir, don't you want your card back?
Hurried customer: Oh, you can keep it. Don't you want to go to Bergdorf?
Barista: [Blank stare.]
Hurried customer: You know -- Bergdorf Goodman in Midtown. Expensive designer stuff!
Barista: I have enough credit -- I don't need your friggin' card.

--Starbucks, Park Row & Beekman

Overheard by: compnerd aka