Drink Up, Wednesday One-Liners!

Man singing "My Girl": White girl -- talking 'bout whiiite girl! Yeah, you! If I could, I would take you home right now and give you some Kool-Aid!

--2 train

Old guy playing chess: I can't drink orange juice anymore. It makes my eyes sweat.

--Bleecker & Thompson

Overheard by: fancypants

Woman on cell: Just drink cranberry juice. It cures everything.

--Starbucks, Astor Pl

Overheard by: Brian

Man on cell: I don't think somebody would put poison in milk...

--Union Square

Overheard by: SixthFloorGirls

Woman on cell: My cabbie just handed me a can of Coors. What the fuck?

--Harlem

Overheard by: Ladle

Outraged eight-year old boy: They didn't have any fucking chocolate milk! I was so pissed off!

--76th & West End

Overheard by: Harriet Vane