Man singing "My Girl": White girl — talking ’bout whiiite girl! Yeah, you! If I could, I would take you home right now and give you some Kool-Aid! –2 train Old guy playing chess: I can’t drink orange juice anymore. It makes my eyes sweat. –Bleecker & Thompson Overheard by: fancypants Woman on cell: Just drink cranberry juice. It cures everything. –Starbucks, Astor Pl Overheard by: Brian Man on cell: I don’t think somebody would put poison in milk… –Union Square Overheard by: SixthFloorGirls Woman on cell: My cabbie just handed me a can of Coors. What the fuck? –Harlem Overheard by: Ladle Outraged eight-year old boy: They didn’t have any fucking chocolate milk! I was so pissed off! –76th & West End Overheard by: Harriet Vane