Woman on cell: He wouldn’t know where the hell my G-spot was if it hit him in the face with female ejaculation. –Central Park Overheard by: albus severus Garage attendant: Sex is better when you’re all sweaty. If she can’t grab your ass, she’ll slide right off! –Parking garage, Edgecombe Ave Overheard by: Lalaith Frat boy: … So I look down and I see vagina juices all down the side of my pants. –NYU dining hall Old Russian lady blows nose into her palm and flings it behind her, almost hitting black woman. Black woman: Lady, you got to watch what you’re doing! You can’t be doin’ that shit! You almost hit me with your snot! –Queens Blvd, Rego Park Dentist: Wow, your saliva just spurted like a whale! –10th & 3rd Overheard by: Rose Fox Woman in dressing room: There’s a booger on the wall in here. I wonder what the proper etiquette is for this. –MEXX, 5th Ave Overheard by: Sarah