Thanks for the Mammaries, Wednesday One-Liners

Thug to girlfriend: Psh, no wonder! You got tits like an orangutan!

--Francis Lewis High

Stripper on cell: I just finished my fourth shift this week. I'm so tired of seeing titties!

--Outside Scores Gentleman's Club

Overheard by: Tom

Hipster: It only works for creatures with tits.

--Chelsea

Overheard by: Nikki Stellini

Queer: Boobs are so not annoying.

--Astoria

Blonde on cell: So, how was your weekend? ... Oh! How did it go? Do they feel like bowling balls? ... You wore a snowsuit? Wow, I've never heard of anyone who gets breast implants and then hides them!

--34th & 8th

Overheard by: s.

Chick on cell: I mean, what it boils down to is this: I have a really outstanding rack.

--113th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ladle