Thug to girlfriend: Psh, no wonder! You got tits like an orangutan! –Francis Lewis High Stripper on cell: I just finished my fourth shift this week. I’m so tired of seeing titties! –Outside Scores Gentleman’s Club Overheard by: Tom Hipster: It only works for creatures with tits. –Chelsea Overheard by: Nikki Stellini Queer: Boobs are so not annoying. –Astoria Blonde on cell: So, how was your weekend? … Oh! How did it go? Do they feel like bowling balls? … You wore a snowsuit? Wow, I’ve never heard of anyone who gets breast implants and then hides them! –34th & 8th Overheard by: s. Chick on cell: I mean, what it boils down to is this: I have a really outstanding rack. –113th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle