Queer: ‘Winter white’ used to mean something.

–Houston & Lafayette

Overheard by: JC

Fat guy: I can’t believe I bought a freaking purple litter box.

–Spring & Thompson

Conductor: We have a red signal and should be moving shortly. In the mean time, sit back, relax, and enjoy the scenery.

–A train in tunnel before 59th St

Guy: They should just hang a big pink triangle on him and tell him to stop.

–2nd Ave station

Overheard by: Kira

Guy on cell: Yeah. I use Post-it flags to read GQ. Red for chicks, blue for clothes [continues]…

–Shuttle bus from JFK to Grand Central

Overheard by: post-it flag dependent student

Hobo selling lollipops: Please find God in your hearts and buy a sucker so I can rent a room. I know some of you don’t want to read the Bible — you just want to go home and smoke some weed or whatever, but I got news for every person on this train: I don’t care if you’re black, white, blue, or green, you’re all going to die.

–6 train, 28th St

Overheard by: going home to smoke weed