Guy on cell: No, I’m upstate. –F train, Brooklyn Overheard by: Dislocated Upstater Dude on cell: Dude, I’m at the library! –Reade & West Broadway Overheard by: Rich Mintz Man on cell while on bus: Yeah, Mom, I gotta go. I’m getting on the subway. –99th & Broadway Overheard by: Zach Rich lady on cell: Yes, sweetie, I’m in New Jersey now. I miss you, too! –Wall St Overheard by: Trillie Suit on cell: I told you, Jim, I can’t help you now. I’m already in New Jersey! –Liberty & Broadway Overheard by: Les Izzmore