Teen boy: … Except you’re forgetting that I’m an elf. –M14D bus Overheard by: amelia Girl to friend, both covered in fake blood and wounds: Are you sure this is the right location? I don’t see any other zombies around… –42nd St Overheard by: Katie Hobo: Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir! I’m a goddamn leprechaun! –W 4th & Waverly Overheard by: Alex Teacher: So, I had a dream last night that I was surrounded by zombies. Then I realized it was a dream, and I had a big sword and started swinging it at the zombies’ heads. But the sword was going through them and I was like, ‘What the hell?!’ and then they started turning into my freshmen students from last year… –Bronx Science