Wednesday One-Liners Aren't a Tourist Attraction, Assholes

Chick to friend, standing silently for several minutes: You know, there really isn't that much to see here.

--Ground Zero

Woman on cell: What about the Christmas cards with the twin towers surrounded by flowers? ... Yeah. Kinda grim, huh?

--Barnes & Noble, Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Karyn Regal

Wannabe-hardcore bimbette: So, this is where it all went down, huh? Where the shit hit the fan...

--PATH station, WTC

Overheard by: WesTexMike

Tourist man to MTA lady: I want to go to that World Trade Center thing.

--14th St station

Tourist: Is this nine-eleven?

--Ground Zero

Overheard by: duplicity