Large lady in sun dress to man in front of her: Do you want this seat? ‘Cause I can’t sit here and watch you play with yourself in front of me. –F train, between Carroll St & Bergen St Worker to partner: Next time he starts jerkin’ off, I wanna know. –Manhattan & Nassau, Brooklyn Guy on cell: Wanna know how I have fun? I go home, eat, jerk off and watch TV. Now that’s fun! –29th & 7th Suit: Man, if I was a woman, I’d be at home sticking everything inside me — cucumbers, hair brush handles, whatever I could find! –Broadway & Crescent Ave, Long Island City Overheard by: tracy College chick on cell: Yay for masturbation! And yay for date rape! –N train Overheard by: Bionic Womyn