That'll Be $75

Freshman: Hi... I'll get, uh... um... a Screwdriver and, um, a Corona, and with a lime.
Bartender: Generally, when you order a Corona it comes with a lime.
Freshman: Where I'm from, you don't get a lime unless you ask for it.
Bartender: Where are you from?
Freshman: Westchester.

--Bar near NYU