Must Be Great Having a Celebrity for a Father

Angry kid: Man, I'm tired of seeing that naked white fag with the guitar all the time.
Friend: Your dad?
Angry kid: No, you dumb fuck! That freak over there -- he's in postcards and shit. He's like a celebrity, kinda.
Friend: I think that's your dad...
Angry kid: Fuck you, ho.

--TKTS station, Times Square