And He Was a Big Hit

Guy picks himself and his bike up off the street while other people approach...

Latino kid: Damn, son! Did you see that?! Motherfucker just got hit!
White guy: Hit him, too, or just the bike?
Latino kid: Man, that car hit the shit outta that guy! [Answers cell phone] Yo, get down here, son. Some dude just got hit!

--17th & Prospect, Park Slope

Overheard by: Matt Hartwick