It's a damn good thing you put out!

Chick: I don't know -- all the worry about oil prices and gas... [Dude throws sideways glance.] What does oil have to do with gas, anyway? You don't put a can of oil in your gas tank.
Dude: You know what? You're a dumbass.

--W 52nd St

Overheard by: Eric Shellhamer