College - High School = One Minute

Guy #1: Hey, where you going?
Guy #2: It's about 3:15 -- I gotta go to class.
Guy #1: This is college, not high school. You don't have to be on time to class.
Guy #3: So, what are we gonna do?
Guy #1: It's 3:16! I'm late for class!

--CUNY City Tech

Overheard by: Benny