Puerto Rican thug: Yo, where’s yo’ baby at?
Puerto Rican thugette: He home with my baby daddy. Don’t you know my baby daddy?
Puerto Rican thug: Word… Where’s yo’ otha friend at?
Puerto Rican thugette: Oh, she havin’ a baby, too, but that girl be doin’ mad drugs. Baby gonna be all retarded and shit.

–Bodega, S 2nd & Driggs

Overheard by: gentrify